No shit. Go ahead and look at this picture and then tell me otherwise. This revelation is of course a result of the photographs showing a protrusion beneath Bush's coat during the first debate. Bilbo Baggins says it was just the suit.
Oh yeah. And Bilbo's real name is Georges de Paris. He might as well be named Frenchy McFrench.
I do like this quote though:
De Paris said journalists all over the world have called him about the bulge, but he’s heeded a White House aide’s advice “not to talk to anybody or comment on it,” until now.
“When they call, I tell them I’m in Canada. One French paper said, ‘Do you speak French?’ and I said, ‘No, I speak Spanish.’ They ask for my cell phone and I tell them Georges is on a plane and you can’t reach him.”
Of course you can't Frenchy....of course you can't.
Posted by mike at October 26, 2004 08:02 PMWow, I think it would actually be impossible to get mad at that little man. He's wearing suspenders! And a pincushion on his arm! And he's 3'5" tall! They could not have picked a better fall guy than George de Paris, who I'm going to adopt and keep in my closet.
Posted by: Arianna on October 26, 2004 09:52 PMOh, and I believe the name is Frenchy McFrencherson, or maybe Hobbit McFatterson.
Posted by: Arianna on October 26, 2004 09:53 PM