Edgar Renteria - you bunting, base-running, ridiculous play making muthafucka.....you are the man.
Larry Walker - You're goofy and Canadien. And you can swing the stick.
Scotty Rolen - I heard somebody in the office today that lately you couldn't hit water if you fell into it. I'm going to blow an air horn in his office tomorrow after that home run.
Jimmy Baseball - ... is a man-god.
Mike Matheny is a brick. To prepare for games he has Pujols hit him with a hammer. In the face.
Jose Alberto - so good I can't write his full name
Jeff Suppan (SOUP'S ON!) - Who knew? So clutch.
Roger Cedeno - Fast. And Pesky. And awesome.
Julian (who-li-ON) Tavarez - you're a weirdo and a drama queen who has skin the texture of a man's scrotum. And you're beautiful.
Tony Womack - don't kill yourself dude before the next series. Let Larry Walker get that ball....shit! But that was good.
Jason Isringhausen - Izzy good or what?
Sanders, Kiko, Kline, SO!, Anderson, Woody, Mo, The Marquis, Carpenter, Burger King, Mabry (Mabry he won't get out....Mabry not), Hector Lunacy, Yadier (Pudge II), and......
TONY LARUSSA!!!!!!!!!!! You Never get the fucking respect that you deserve and this city owes you. Let's hope this makes people realize.
No props to Cal Eldred. Bring back Lankford.
That was so fucking amazing, I can't even stand it.
Amen to everything you just said. However, if Albie hit Mike in the face w/ a brick every day, he wouldn't retain his hotness. Which is maximum.
Go Cards, even though it's now 0-3. I will just rewatch the 7-8-9th inning of the NLCS Game 7 over and over again and get all teary-eyed and happy, and pretend that that is how the season ended. Right there.
Posted by: Carrie on October 27, 2004 06:04 PM