August 09, 2003

Those Weapons of Mass Destruction Are Finally Found!

Phew! I was getting worried that they wouldn't be and Bush would look like a jackass.

More than 660,000 chemical weapons, packed with chemicals like VX gas, mustard gas and sarin, are stored here, in concrete bunkers known as igloos.

Good thing we found those....in Alabama.

Found is the wrong word of course, everyone knew they were there. But we can keep VX gas because....well we just can okay? So stop asking questions. (Link below)

Oh, and as for those "mobile biological weapons trailers"?

"Iraqi Trailers Said to Make Hydrogen, Not Biological Arms"

Engineering experts from the Defense Intelligence Agency have come to believe that the most likely use for two mysterious trailers found in Iraq was to produce hydrogen for weather balloons rather than to make biological weapons, government officials say.


WMD in the USA

It's been one of those days.

Posted by mike at August 9, 2003 09:52 PM
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So, a little red herring from DIA and CIA is enough to throw off the general public? Its working, quite well I might add.

The premise of generating hydrogen is completely without merit because no chemicals capable of generating hydrogen were found. Bacterial growth media, not a specifically banned substance but one requiring disclosure under UNMOVIC mandates, was found in UNREPORTED quantities. Still no smoking gun but getting warm.

Upon investigation, the trailers were found to have been decontaminated with chemicals common to this task. The one damning chemical is sodium azide, a chemical that would have no utility in generating hydrogen but one commonly used in bacteria culture.

Furthermore, the trailers are to this day, unreported equipment and even if there was a purpose such as hydrogen generation, full disclosure was required. Since the date of manufacture was between October 1998 and December 2002, this is a clear violation of UN resolutions.

Posted by: Keith on November 24, 2003 12:38 AM

Uh, cool man. So where are you getting all this? And tell me, why would the CIA would want to lie about these trailers? That is, why lie to cover up an actual bio-weapons program?

Posted by: Mike on November 24, 2003 01:45 AM
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