July 29, 2003

AOL sucks

From the AOL message board:

This to all democrats:Fuck You. At every turn Bush makesyour there to call him an idiot or a dumb jackass. Yall have no opinions of your besides the opinion to disagree with the republicans. The media always writes what yall say because the media is a bunch of fuckin liberals.Actors like Clooney actually think i care what he thinks.Clooney and all his actor friends are stupid and incompetent. The act thats all there not a higher form of society. Besides there Fucked up ideas Clooney is no more intelligent than any citizen in the U.S..So shut the FUCK UP!

(Note: Not edited in any way)

Do I sound like this? Is it possible to be this incoherent? Is this so different from what guys like David Horowitz and Ann Coulter have to say? Do rhetorical questions annoy you? Is it time for me to eat an eggsalad sandwich?

(Answers: Maybe, I guess, Not really, Of Course, Hells yeah...Mmmmmm...eggsalad....)

Posted by mike at July 29, 2003 12:30 PM
Comments

Your such an apostrophe snob.

Posted by: Adam on July 29, 2003 07:27 PM

What the hell does that even mean?

Posted by: Mike on July 30, 2003 11:28 PM

As in, you're yelling at him for not using any apostrophes (you're, y'all, fuckin', they're). I guess my attempt at hyper-sarcastic humor fell flat. I'll try harder next time.

Posted by: Adam on July 31, 2003 12:30 AM

I thought it was clever.

Posted by: Alissa on July 31, 2003 01:23 PM

Ditto. I cracked a smile when I read it.

Posted by: Lori on July 31, 2003 04:45 PM

This to all pittsburghers: Fuck You. At every turn Mike makesyour there to call him an idiot or a dumb jackass. Yinz have no opionons of your besides the opinion to disagree with the Tolleses. The blog always writes what yinz say because theres no fuckin filters. Actors like Alissa and Lori actually think i care what he thinks. Alissa and all her actor friends are stupid and incompetent. The act thats all there not a higher form of society. Besides there Fucked up ideas Adam is no more intelligent than any citizen in the US..So shut yinz yappers!

Posted by: Cam on July 31, 2003 08:38 PM

Um, is this humor or some psychotic rant? Guess I should meet Cam in person before I decide. fyi: I'm not from Pittsburg, not an Actress, and have never met Alissa. but maybe that makes your comments all the more funny

Posted by: Lori on August 1, 2003 12:40 AM

It's humor. I'm Alissa and it's nice to meet you.

Posted by: Alissa on August 1, 2003 12:37 PM

It's humor indeed. You just gotta know Cam. It's pretty damn funny.

Got it now Adam. Funny as well, just a little slow as of late.

Posted by: Mike on August 6, 2003 01:52 PM
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