Sketch Ben: Yo, I smoked those last two cigarettes that were on your desk.
Me: Uh, yeah. I think they may have been yours anyway.
Sketch Ben: Yeah, it's like NAFTA. Or something.
Ben is lacking the following:
A Valid Driver's License
Valid Registration
A Valid Inspection Sticker
Insurance
His truck is lacking:
The Right Rear-View Mirror
A Fully Functional Horn
Clean Oil (The oil hasn't been changed in three years. No joke.)
Me: Dude, if the cops pull you over, they're gonna arrest you.
Sketch Ben: I know.
Me: No I'm serious.
Sketch Ben: I know.
(Both of us laugh)
Sketch Ben: You know, when all those violations I have, that's gonna pile up to some huge penality. The judge is gonna be like, "Mr. Koenig you will serve two consecutive life sentences for the following crimes...."
Me: Yeah you should take care of that shit.
Sketch Ben: No man. Life is all about lying to yourself.
So True. So True.
bob cobb says a valid driver's license is worth getting.
Posted by: bob cobb on April 28, 2003 11:32 PMBen and I should start a club - my car is lacking a functional horn, the right rearview mirror (perfectly legal!), a working right headlight (not my fault - some unknown fucker apparently backed into my car and broke it), an operable sunroof and air-conditioning. Plus, it doesn't start half the time. I think that maybe, between the two of us, we have one whole automobile.
Posted by: Arianna on April 29, 2003 01:54 PMIf you think of Ben as the reincarnation of Soren Kirkegaard, it all starts to make sense.
Posted by: Tim on April 30, 2003 08:04 PM